LunaBondageDoll

~ukeboxplz (https://www.deviantart.com/ukeboxplz)Uke Survival 101 1. Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations. Have a high school crush of the same gender? Go ahead and confess! If he doesn't feel the same way about you already, the depth of your feelings will soon sway him. 2. No matter how much your seme down talks, punches, verbally abuses, physically abuses, or rapes you, never doubt his feelings for you for an instant. That cast on your leg is just how he shows you that he loves you. 3. Doctors always do perverted things to their patients. I don't trust mine anymore! >o< 4. All co-workers are gay for you. The one being friendly? Definitely. The one ig